Black Friday is a day at the end of this working week, after Thursday and before Saturday when YOU MUST CONSUME

You must get overly excited about buying more stuff someone tells you that you NEED.

You must believe that you have got a great deal and that will make you happy.

You might even buy something that you don’t even want. The price tag just said that it was really reduced so it must be worth buying.

You might even hit another person in order to get the latest bit of crap before them because IT IS THAT IMPORTANT